Sunday, November 30, 2008

Things that make me angry...semasa memandu

Listed are the things done by malaysian highway users that really piss me off..

1. slowing down if there is an accident eventhough the accident happens on the other side of the freeway, or even though the accident is only a minor accident...
2. slowing down if they see a police car at the road side, even though the policemen in the car is actually resting/smoking...
3. slowing down especially at the seremban stretch that will eventually create a massive traffic jam (on the highway!!!!) that will stretch up to senawang or nilai..just imagine...
4. reluctant to wind down their mirrors to collect toll tickets or pay toll fees..sanggup buka pintu sampai terpele'ot tangan..mangkuk betul..cermin kan ade power window...apalaaaaaa..kalo rosak pegi repairlaaa
5. turning on their hazard lights during rain..ni lagi satu benda bahalol yg malaysian drivers suka buat..hazrd lights tu untuk kereta berhenti kecemasan, bukannya kereta bergerak..jahanam betul, sekolah memandu mana yang ajau buka hazard lights masa ujan...hawau betul !! buka lampu laaa..
6. ternampak kereta yang penuh bantal kat cermin belakang, sampai driver pun x nampak belakang...apa laaa bawak bantal banyak2...jual bantal apa..
7. drivers that drive like a bullock-cart but stay at the right side of the highway..dah slow tu duduk la kiri...kalo keta tu porsche carerra x pe gak..
8. busses yang dipandu laju nak mampus..sometimes we follow them and the speedometer shows 120km/h...gila laju..pas tu bila accident mulala nak menyalahkan kerajaan...mangkuk betul..
9.kereta yang terlalu bersepah didalamnya..ade buku sekolah, ade pampers budak, botol susu (yang belum basuh!!), ade stokin...macam-macam adeee...
10. travellers yang x suka guna bag..gantung baju dengan hanger sampe penuh kt seat belakang..belila bag..apa laaa..xkan nak iron baju pun malas...baik xpayah pkai baju..bogel je...
11. kereta kecik (kancil,myvi,kenari,kelisa,viva,atos,picanto) yang driven at very high speed...amende la yang nak dikejarkan..bawak max 120km/h dah le..ni smpai 140/150km/h gila lajuu..pelan-pelan kayuh brader..
12. kereta yang penuh dengan spoilers and skirtings, sampe dah jadi mcm spaceship...apa kejadahnya entahla...kalo nak racing beli je kereta F1 atau A1..memang lajuuu...kalo setakat Gen2 xpayah le..kereta tu dah memang cantik Proton buat..xpayah suruh pakai skirt...

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

My latest Tennis gear..











Salam...Dapat je duit parttime, terus huru-hara pegi beli barangan tennis.. yesss..with a little bit of luck, i stumbled upon these excellent tennis racquets at Mahkota Parade, Melaka. These are not ordinary racquets, they are Head Liquidmetal Radical MP, as used by the legendary Andre Agassi himself.. Yes, the great man himself used these racquets during the height of his magnificent career.. He used these racquets when he was ranked number 2 in the world (behind Pete Sampras of course). Kira sekarang ni aku dah mcm Adre Agassi La..hehe, kepala pun dah sama botak badan pun sama pendek....Since these Head racquets are quite 'old', they were selling cheap. I managed to get them for rm269 per racquet. When those Head Liquidmetal brand came out and used by Agassi, these would have cost me rm900 sebatang..So, apa lagi, terus beli 2 batang..star la kata kan..(hampeh)...siap beli bag lagi,bag pun dah separuh harga raket..hawau betul. Brand Head ni mahal nak mampuss..Kasut tennis tu plak murah je, brand Dunlop mangkuk,i bought it sebab warna itam nak bawak pegi opis senang, x la kantoi dengan Dr Mustaqim boss baru...By the the way, these are the pics of the racquets, bag, shoes, and Andre Agassi using Head Liquidmetal Radical MP yang I beli...heheheheh...

Haaaa....Behold....







Salam...Behold my latest gadget...Acer Aspire One Mini Notebook (or Netbook). Finally I decided to buy this little beauty after considering it for around 2 months. This a DAMN good netbook by all means. Powered by Intell's Atom 1.6 Ghz, this baby is able to perform office work in a blink of an eye. Packed with 1Gb DDR2 SDRAM, it has enough memory to multitasks, and it also wirelessly connected since it has a built-in 802.11g and b wifi adapter. Windows XP is the OS of this netbook, and the BEST of all it comes with a WHOPPING 160GB of hardisk space (bigger than my current NEC notebook). X lupa juga, benda ni ada 2 flashmemory and SD card slots for memory expansion, and also an internal 1.3megapixel camera, for those who like to chat, live. X payah cakap banyak lagi, pegi le beli...There are two versions; the Linux version (rm1299, only 8gb of solid-state disk) and Windows version(as explained above). It is relatively small, only 9 inches in size, and it comes in several colours. Mine is Glossy White. Memang lawa benda ni, just imagine kalo pegi seminar orang lain sume bawak notebook gedabak, kita bawak netbook comel..Wooooo gila Kereeekk...mesti terjojol mata makcik2 tua cikgu2 TESL old skool yang rajin pegi seminar tapi x present paper...hahahahaahahah...nah ambik gambo tu..

Aisya Zahraa's birthday



Salam.. again..shown here is a picture of aisya zahraa's birthday which occured on the 9th of september..As usual, flanking her are the 2 opportunists waiting to grab the biggest slice of the cake...That guy in orange is actually fasting but he just could'nt wait to 'berbuka' with aisya's cake. You can also see how stressed-out adeeeb is because he was also eager to eat the cake or 'makanan'. Nothing unrully happened during the event since the cake is enough for them...

Finally...


Salam..finally..i am able to update my blog..everything has ended, from the upms to the uias, the mfis and also usim's classes. I am now totally free of any teaching (and money grabbing) responsabilities..all the parttime jobs have finished, and all the money taken and spent...which brings us to the main thing that i'd like to say...before that,,here's a picture of all 'cucu atuk's' during raya ari tu.. from left it's my latest product, the ever-active ever-laughing adib irfan (adeeeebb), next to him is suria's mohd ilham shukri( i'am or u'am as adeeb calls him), then we have the eldest of my children afif wahdi, next to him is the sole female grandchildren of my mother and also mine aisya zahraa, next to her on atuk's right hand is intan's mohd iman daniel, and finally next to him is mohd ikhwan najmi, i'am's younger brother (whose hair is like ultraman)